05/18/2009

This spam subject caught my attention: "I Found You a New Job".  But wait. It is from the human resources department. I guess this means I am fired!

If we had a human resource department, I might have been scared by the subject, but we don't. Also, as the boss, I know when I am going to be fired, and in fact I have fired myself in the past after a notable mistake on my part (which will go unmentioned).


I also like the line in the body of the email "Hang out with more Benjamins", which probably means Ben Franklin on the $100 bill. 

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"Human Resources" <xrure@alwayslope.com> 

Subject: I Found You a New Job. 

Body: 
Hang out with more Benjamins
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